New Music: Madonna "Celebration"

I am ready to hit my favorite gay clubs up in Miami after hearing Madonna's latest single, "Celebration". I haven't heard a single like this from Madge since the 90's, or more specifically since "Ray of Light". Loves it!

Listen/Download: Madonna "Celebration"

Video: Brooke Hogan Embarrases Herself on TV

Sluterific spoiled bitch ass singer Brooke Hogan decided to promote her new album on Good Day NY. She sung her duet with Colby O'Donis, "Hey Yo". She screwed that mess up. And she was able to throw is a slight bashing of her Mother newly divorced Linda Hogan.

Promo Shot: Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian

Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian will be slutting it up for the cameras in Miami. Will you tune in? I will! The summer series premieres August 16th, 2009, at 10 PM.

New Music: Eminem "The Warning" Mariah Carey Diss

Oh Sugar Snaps! Eminem just opened a whole can of worms and I am not joking. He accuses Mariah of sexing him, being a drunk, and leaving him wild voicemails. So excited for you to hear the trash talking yourself.

Listen/Download: Eminem "The Warning"

Video: Jordin Sparks Performs "Battlefield"

Jordin Sparks preformed the title track of her sophomore album, Battlefield at Good Morning America. Homegirl can sing live way better that Slutty Cyrus, who was asked to perform at Divas Live 2009. Why wasn't Jordin invited?

AC Milan Player Daniele Bonera Gay?

We're not one to start rumors (can't type that with a straight face), but it seems that soccer player Daniele Bonera REALLY likes the company of other men. Not that we have a problem with that. We can further understand why Becks didn't want to come back to L.A.. We just wish more athletes would be truthful about their sexuality. It would do a number to reshape public perception, and to prevent all these tormented souls from going DL and ruining other peoples' lives. Be loud and proud! Rainbow Proud! Isn't Italy more open than the U.S.. Or is that France?

Ghetto Fab: 50 Cent's Still Trying to Sell His Home

50 Cent, may have his home become just as valuable as his stage name, if he keeps lowering the price, to find a buyer in this struggling economy. He's so desperate he's slashed the asking price to almost half what he thought he could hand it over for.

His Connecticut mansion, which he purchased from psycho Mike Tyson boasts a theater, indoor pool, outdoor pool with a grado, huge kitchen (because he can cook), stripper pole and dance floor. He originally purchased the property for $4.1 million but, like an idiot added $6 Million dollars worth of rennovations.

50 orginally tried to list the 19 bedroom, 37 bathroom (wtf?), home for $18.5 Million. When nobody would buy it, he dropped it by $4 Million to $14.5 Million. That didn't work. He now lists the property for $10.9 Million, which considering the money he invested, the property taxes and the amount of time since he bought thr property, makes it a big loss.

The rapper is reportedly interesting in buying property in the City to be closer to work, but needs to drop this house like a bad habbit. Below are pictures of the house that once belonged to the ear biter himself.



Pictures via, TMZ.

Whitney Port is Wet And Not So Wild!

Whitney Port, may be in a city, but not "The City". The reality starlet was pictured getting a little R&R, and a new suntan while on vacation in Miami, Florida this weekend. Seeing as she is the most cool, calm and collective member of the whole Hills hoopla, we have nothing mean to say. Give us a pic of famewhore Kristin Cavalleri and then we have a whole arsenal of shit to say.

Vincent Crabbe Must Clean Up His Act!

Jamie Waylett, more commonly known as bully Vincent Crabbe in all 6 Harry Potter film adaptations, must of had a sip of "A bit of Luck". The Judge let him off rather easy, although he pled guilty to possession 8 bags of marijuana and growing 10 plants in is mums house.

Waylett will only have to serve 120 hours of community service, as opposed to the 14 year sentence he faced. Although he will have to keep the wand away and do it all by hand. Some of the jobs he will partke in include, clearing ditches and graveyards, cleaning graffiti, picking up trash, and chopping down overgrown trees clearing leaves.

Sounds like great fun. If only Malfoy could join him!

Oprah's Oldest Pet Was Let Free for A While!

Oprah's oldest pet dog, Stedman Graham was released from the kennel this week, at O's Hawaii's home. The man she has been engaged to since 1993, and whom many believe is a cover for her lesbian wifey Gail King, was seen riding a bike and asking people for scraps...lol. Seriously though, would you be engaged for that long? But in his case, he's wasted his youth so what's the point?

Someone Stole Orlando Bloom's Booty!

Orlando Bloom may have been busy in New York, but someone, he probably knew, was busy breaking into his home and swiping some serious bling.

Bloom's home, which has been fingerprinted, photographed for evidence, was broken into via it's side window last night, was robbed of more than $500,000.00 in jewelry. We hear this included 2 very expensive high end watches.

Police were quoted as saying the scene did not seem like "a typical burglary". Which could very well mean, like in Herpes Hilton's case, it was probably an inside job.

Harry Potter Can't Bail Vincent Crabbe Out for Potty Behavior

Jamie Waylett, most famous for his role in the Harry Potter series of films, as Vincent Crabbe, just please guilty for feeling magical after growing Mary Jane plants in his Mummy's house.

Apparently, this past April, the Potter alumni decided it would be better to grow the plant then have to go and buy it every time he wanted to feel like he was flying on his broom. He was arrested when cops found 8 bags of the special ingredient in a car that Wyatt was driving around. This prompted the police to search his Mom's house; where they found 10 whole magical plants. Which, had it been in the U.S., would have ended right there.

The worse part is, he faces 14 years in jail for Marijuana. Not cocaine, not crack, not heroin, Pot. Something that so many people do and most lie about doing. Whoever wrote the sentencing standards for pot overseas, was probably high when he wrote it. So sad. For Christ's sake, he's only 19 years old.

New Album: Jordin Sparks "Battlefield"

Not to be released until July 21st, 2009, Jordin Sparks' Battlefield album is below, before you can buy it. Enjoy! Thoughts???

Listen/Download: Jordin Sparks "Battlefield"