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Friday, March 27, 2009

Sham Guy Screaming WOW After Prostitutes Bites


Sham Guy Screaming WOW After Prostitutes Bites

Vince Shlomi, aka the guy who hocks 'Shamwow' is saying 'Damn Hoe' right now.

It seems that last Month in my favorite getaway Miami Beach, Shlomi was apprehended by cops for striking a hooker he hired after she bit his tongue and wouldn't stop. I know this sounds like something out of a '70's slapstick comedy, this really happened.

The Smoking Gun.com was able to obtained the arrest affidavit, which states that after Shlomi (funny name to have in this type of situation), purchased his lady friend for the evening, he was a pure gentleman and brought her to the hotelly. Shortly there after, they began swapping spit and that's when it happened. The deathgrip.

She allegedly (I do hate that word) "bit his tounge and would not let go". So what does he do, what every hooker buying man in America does, he punched the hoe several times until she released her fangs. Ironically he and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery. But no prostitution related charges - funny. And only in Miami.

I guess the cops just didn't know how to call it, because they have decided not to pursue any charges, at all!


Sham Guy Screaming WOW After Prostitutes Bites

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