AC Milan Player Daniele Bonera Gay?

We're not one to start rumors (can't type that with a straight face), but it seems that soccer player Daniele Bonera REALLY likes the company of other men. Not that we have a problem with that. We can further understand why Becks didn't want to come back to L.A.. We just wish more athletes would be truthful about their sexuality. It would do a number to reshape public perception, and to prevent all these tormented souls from going DL and ruining other peoples' lives. Be loud and proud! Rainbow Proud! Isn't Italy more open than the U.S.. Or is that France?

Whitney Port is Wet And Not So Wild!

Whitney Port, may be in a city, but not "The City". The reality starlet was pictured getting a little R&R, and a new suntan while on vacation in Miami, Florida this weekend. Seeing as she is the most cool, calm and collective member of the whole Hills hoopla, we have nothing mean to say. Give us a pic of famewhore Kristin Cavalleri and then we have a whole arsenal of shit to say.

Oprah's Oldest Pet Was Let Free for A While!

Oprah's oldest pet dog, Stedman Graham was released from the kennel this week, at O's Hawaii's home. The man she has been engaged to since 1993, and whom many believe is a cover for her lesbian wifey Gail King, was seen riding a bike and asking people for scraps...lol. Seriously though, would you be engaged for that long? But in his case, he's wasted his youth so what's the point?

Speidi Scum Sighting!

The only thing faker than Heidi and Spencer is their marriage. I mean besides, her boobs, her lips and her platinum locks. This is a new photo that surfaced of the couple on their faux Mexican marriage; which will be featured on "The Hills".