Jennifer Aniston Cracks Her Wip, in the new issue of Entertainment Weekly.

I'm so mad that I canceled my subscription to Entertainment Weekly, because in the latest issue, Jennifer Aniston speaks. And not that "it was uncool" crap, in what you can tell are her honest reactions Jen reveals her feelings about rumors of pregnancy, dealing with the papo and that shitty little New York Times article trash talking her. As you can tell I am team Aniston: I love Angelina Jolie, but she's a man stealer and she knows it. It happens to a lot of people, we'll just pretend it didn't start with hot sex in the trailer; and we'll imagine you two dressed up head to toe, and shook hands instead of kissed during your rehearsal time.

Anways, in the new issue, Jen is quoted as saying this about those constant Pregger rumors:

"It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, 'I'm pregnant!' Everyone will be like, 'Yeah, right.' It's the boy who cried wolf. Stop stealing my thunder, motherfuckers!"

I Loves It!

When Dealing with false images people think they know of her character, she responds:

"It's like my Hannah Montana. That's how I feel. There's my Hannah Montana and then there's me."

Then there was the nasty little article about her in the New York Times, back in 2006, you the Vaugh era.

"It was like, who fucking shit in her Wheaties? How do these people get the opportunity to just spew shit? They don't know anything. You know, career choices - you just do what you do. Not everyone's a winner. Not every episode of Friends was great. Not every guy you choose is great. Just across the board, there's so much expectation."

Wow, that was spicey. She's tougher than I thought!